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This is not by me. What follows is a message board post from someone many of you know. I am ommiting the name, however the hilarity will likely remain for some on my friends list....the rest of you may even end up with better hair care, maintenance, and style.....ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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The Trick to Perfect "Bed Head" Hair

For several years I've been complimented on my hair. No matter where I go, guys (and gals), ask me what products I use and how I use them. It's never failed me and the whole process takes me but a mere 5 minutes! I have straight, medium-short brown hair, but it works no matter what color hair you have. In fact, if you are starting to loose your hair or have a receding hairline, this is a great style to have for you too! Casual, or black-tie dinner, it works great for either.

The Tools:

> "Manipulator" shampoo by Bed Head.

> "Crude Clay" by Sebastian.

> Bumble and Bumble "Styling Creme" or D:FI "Heavy Wax"


Shampooing:

> Wash your hair with the above mentioned shampoo on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. Most "with it" guys know this, but in case you don't, washing your hair everyday with shampoo ruins your hair. In fact, the best hair days I've ever had have been on the second or third day after my last shampoo. I've also tried just about every shampoo on the market and the above mentioned shampoo is the best by a long shot. It removes anything you put into your hair.

> SIDE NOTE: Please, do NOT, by any means, use a comb under any circumstances! Using a comb not only can scratches your scalp uneccessarily, but it also removes any chance of getting really great "bed head" effect! Unless you have a chronic problem with knots, stay away from the comb! Trust me.

The Technique:

> After you get out of the shower, towel dry your hair (don't scrub). Using a blowdryer, gently blowdry as you run your hands through your hair, back and forth. Be VERY careful NOT to overdry your hair. The last thing you want is to have totally dry hair before you apply product. You want your hair to be just a tad damp. At the same time, you do NOT want totally wet hair before you apply product, as this can also be detrimental to the process.

> On slightly damp hair, use the Crude Clay by taking about a dime sized amount onto your fingertips and work it onto the rest of your fingertips until all the visibile chunks are gone. Then start working it into your hair starting with the roots - lower back, then lower sides, then top middle. The last part you should touch is your front bangs. You should be going back to the Clay a couple times, each time only retrieving about a dime-sized amount and rubbing it onto your fingertips before applying.

> Now, you should start the shaping process. This is a totally personal technique depending on what looks good for your shape of face and profile. You'll generally know right away when you've got it right. When you aren't sure, you probably haven't found it yet. For me, I prefer shaping my hair from the sides toward the middle for the semi-Jude Law effect, however I'm not balding like he is, so I think mine comes out much better than his. But remember, for you guys losing your hair, this style looks great for you as well!

> Now for the final touch - the Styling Creme or Wax. The reason for using one of these is because they are adding a slight sheen to your hair. The Crude Clay that you used previously has a matte finish and it's a powerful product that you use to get shape. Now, you are finshing off with a product that has slight sheen to it which will give a great color contrast that will last throughout your work day. When using product that has sheen to it, it adds a slight darkening contrast effect to your hair, no matter what color hair you have. And that adds subtle, but killer contrast and texture. Using just a tad of either the "Styling Creme" or "Heavy Wax", rub into your fingertips and gently mold the front bangs until you get the shape you like. Then take a little more and grab chunks of the back and pull slightly out.

> That's pretty much it! Although this reads like a long process, it really only takes about 5 minutes tops. Once you master the technique, that's it!

> One quick note. If you live somewhere windy, get yourself a bottle of firm hairspray and use it sparingly at the end of the process. This is a lifesaver in windly conditions.

Just remember to shampoo every two days to maintain the great look. Obviously, on the second and third days, you don't need as much of the Crude Clay. Often times you won't need any at all. Just shape with your fingers and lightly hairspray for hold.

Your friend,

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Maybe I'll include some of the responses later.